Monday, November 4, 2013

For my brother, Tony

I heard the best joke today, on the "House of Cards" TV show (and this is how I heard it, more or less).

Two girls were moving into their first dorm before their first year of college. One girl was from Atlanta, the other Connecticut somewhere. The Southern girl greeted her roommate and her parents with a smile and asked "Where are ya'll from?"  
The Connecticut girl made her s.nob'by (sine nobilitate) family proud and said "I come from a place where they know better than to end a sentence with a preposition."
So the girl, struck for just a moment and asked again with a smile 
"Where are ya'll from, cunt?"

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